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Post by FarPastGone on Sat 27 Nov 2010, 12:15 am

Hello my brethren from another mothren I am reaching out for your help. It is easy, solely benefits me and no one else, and should take very little time out of your life.

By "Like"ing (a lot like liking in the real world only virtually) a stupid story I wrote to win money so I can afford to eat, well no, but so I can win a $100 dollar gift certificate that cannot be redemed for drugs or alcohol, and that I will be putting towards a new drytop.

My story can be "Like"d by following the link http://www.facebook.com/packratoutdoorcenter , scrolling down the page to "Campfire Outdoor Story Contest", and "Like"ing my (Matt Taylor) story.

I hope all is very well in your state of Utah, it is much appreciated, and remember; if you enter a competing story I will kill you.

Thanks,
Matt
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Re: Help Me (Matt Taylor)

Post by Guest on Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:39 am

Whore. You got my vote.

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Re: Help Me (Matt Taylor)

Post by wasatchbill on Mon 29 Nov 2010, 2:11 am

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Re: Help Me (Matt Taylor)

Post by Guest on Mon 29 Nov 2010, 10:30 am

Clearly Bill, Matt Taylor is making a joke. As it is Matt Taylor, its very likely to be remembered as the greatest story ever written.

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Re: Help Me (Matt Taylor)

Post by johnnie a. on Mon 29 Nov 2010, 2:39 pm

i have placed matt taylor's name on the terror of competing storie's advisory list

http://www.ontheredcarpet.com/Mark-Ruffalo-placed-on-terror-advisory-list--report-says/7814570
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Re: Help Me (Matt Taylor)

Post by C-Douche on Tue 30 Nov 2010, 6:25 pm

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Re: Help Me (Matt Taylor)

Post by Guest on Tue 30 Nov 2010, 6:31 pm

Seriously? Fuck off. You aren't as anonymous as you think you are.

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Re: Help Me (Matt Taylor)

Post by johnnie a. on Tue 30 Nov 2010, 6:48 pm

whether you love(i love craig. he has been there for me more times than i can count.), hate, respect, loathe, or don't give a damn one way or another about craig waddell of browning ave in the city of salt, the one thing you can say about my good friend is that he has never hidden behind some alias to let his opinions be known, whether right or wrong...

so... to whomever c-douche is, come out of the fucking closet. to someone whom is a casual bystander, it would be so convenient to blame this on daniel, aka fsm; but, from what i've seen of daniel, this is not how he rolls.

please feel free to contact me, c-douche.

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provo, ut 84601
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johnallsen@yahoo.com
h2o-rehab@hotmail.com
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Re: Help Me (Matt Taylor)

Post by Cap'n RedBeard on Tue 30 Nov 2010, 6:55 pm

http://www.ipgetinfo.com/index.php?mode=ip&ip=64.134.159.90

The douche

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Re: Help Me (Matt Taylor)

Post by Flying_Spaghetti_Monster on Tue 30 Nov 2010, 8:04 pm

Hate to burst someones bubble, but it is not me. All I want to do is boat not stir the forum pot. This always happens when the water dies out Sad
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Re: Help Me (Matt Taylor)

Post by HoBag on Tue 30 Nov 2010, 8:36 pm

I wish somebody would make an xtranormal video flaming me.
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Re: Help Me (Matt Taylor)

Post by Flying_Spaghetti_Monster on Tue 30 Nov 2010, 8:55 pm

HoBag wrote:I wish somebody would make an xtranormal video flaming me.
Take it from someone who has been flamed many times on xtranormal. It is not that bad, and funny at times even if you are the one getting flamed. Snuck the sneak on Lower Mesa, that one still cracks me up Laughing
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Re: Help Me (Matt Taylor)

Post by HoBag on Tue 30 Nov 2010, 9:16 pm



The film is the story, the story is us. We are the film.
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Re: Help Me (Matt Taylor)

Post by afaust on Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:27 pm

Noting the IP address location... C-Douche lives in Kansas. Lol, who would of thunk it?

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Re: Help Me (Matt Taylor)

Post by Jeff Young on Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:50 pm

Like I told Craiggles on the phone earlier, he looks much hotter in the vid. Nice boobies. BWAAAAHAHAHHAHA, ok.. really now. Not this shit again.
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Re: Help Me (Matt Taylor)

Post by Jeff Young on Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:59 pm

Oh and Matt, after I voted you have 60 votes to the nearest runner ups total of ONE VOTE. Impressive!
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Re: Help Me (Matt Taylor)

Post by Guest on Wed 01 Dec 2010, 1:23 am

Just a heads up the poster is not either of the Dans. Sorry for any confusion.

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Re: Help Me (Matt Taylor)

Post by Flying_Spaghetti_Monster on Wed 01 Dec 2010, 1:24 am

Its cool dude.
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