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Post by johnnie a. on Fri 27 Aug 2010, 2:41 pm

stoked to go boatin' tomorrow!

kayaking is not a crime!!!-yellowstone liberation army


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Post by Flying_Spaghetti_Monster on Fri 27 Aug 2010, 3:10 pm

Where are you going johnnie?
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Post by johnnie a. on Fri 27 Aug 2010, 3:41 pm

low water joe's
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Post by RobA on Fri 27 Aug 2010, 4:29 pm

Bless you brother.
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Post by Compton Boater on Fri 27 Aug 2010, 4:57 pm

Can I go? What time are you leaving God, Mitt Romney and Glenn Beck's favorite city on earth, land of virgins, undergarments, no golf on Sunday and people that think kayaking is a crime....Provo? I'll chase your gear.

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Post by johnnie a. on Fri 27 Aug 2010, 5:03 pm

leaving provo at 9am
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Post by Compton Boater on Fri 27 Aug 2010, 5:21 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPGE6CzZ_84&feature=related

This is a little crazy. Maybe I should rethink this whole Mormonism thing.

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Post by brightonb on Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:06 pm

I think I will join you all, maybe we can get a quorum. If you hurt your back dunking under the water, you can sue the church. See the recent article in the paper.

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Post by afaust on Sat 28 Aug 2010, 1:59 am

Compton Boater wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPGE6CzZ_84&feature=related

This is a little crazy. Maybe I should rethink this whole Mormonism thing.

Meh... don't set too much store in it. We are all God's children. lineage is important to a certain degree, but in the end God is a the Father of us all and each person is responsible for their own actions not their parent's.

On another note, where are you boating john? Running the short spanish fork section at least 3 times tomorrow morning with some friends if you want to come. Leaving about 9.

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Post by HoBag on Sat 28 Aug 2010, 11:01 am

Sorry to hear about your curse yo. I've been trying to wrap my mind around this whole thing and have some questions. Is the cruse simply your black skin? Or are giant shlongs part of it too? How about superior athletic ability? Oh well, no matter. When life give you lemons, make lemonade. When God curses your people, make basketball, track and field, boxing, football, and pornos too.


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