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Post by Flying_Spaghetti_Monster on Mon 14 Nov 2011, 1:57 pm

So I think it is time to get a new bored much thread going.
I will start it with a joke I heard a while back.

So there is a Cowboy riding a trail with a sheep, and a dog. He looks to his left to see a native riding another trail. As he looks down below he sees the trails are going to meet.

At the bottom of the hill the native says.
Native: Excuse me sir can I ride with you.

Cowboy: Sure

A little farther down the trail the native ask.

Native: Excuse me sir may I talk to your horse?

Cowboy: That horse doesn't talk, but you can try.

Native: Hey horse.

The Horse replies. HEY!

Native: Does your owner treat you alright?

The Horse: Yeah he keeps me fed, watered I can't complain.

A little farther down the trail the native ask.

Native: Excuse me sir can I talk to your dog?

Cowboy: That dog doesn't talk, but you can try.

Native: Hey Dog.

The Dog replies: HEY!

Native: Does your owner treat you alright?

The Dog: Yeah he keeps me fed, watered I can't complain.

They get a little farther down the trail, and the native ask,

Native: Excuse me sir can I talk to your SHEEP?

Cowboy: Look here man that sheep is a DAMN LAIR!
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Re: Bored Much Thread #3

Post by wasatchbill on Mon 21 Nov 2011, 11:24 pm


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Re: Bored Much Thread #3

Post by Dave on Tue 22 Nov 2011, 2:44 am

Nice vid Bill. I almost forgot i dont "completely" hate money... it allows us to do stuff like that!

cheers

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Re: Bored Much Thread #3

Post by wasatchbill on Tue 22 Nov 2011, 5:12 am

Might have to work on your prosperity consciousness there Dave Very Happy
Heres one for that
http://youtu.be/MB6QhoB6GWQ

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Re: Bored Much Thread #3

Post by wasatchbill on Tue 22 Nov 2011, 6:16 am

Here is a sick one:
http://www.bnqt.com/videos/detail/New-Year-No-Limits-2011-Return-of-Levi-Levee/1288347546001.html



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Re: Bored Much Thread #3

Post by Pedro on Wed 14 Dec 2011, 11:13 am

Just a old clip for those who are bored.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7fGFN0HhU4

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Re: Bored Much Thread #3

Post by Pedro on Mon 06 Feb 2012, 4:15 pm

A new Bomb Flow Video came out. If anyone is bored and has some time check it out.

http://www.bombflow.com/category/videos

#7 is the new one and if you haven't seen the rest of them they are worth the time. They always put a smile on my face.

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Re: Bored Much Thread #3

Post by wasatchbill on Mon 06 Feb 2012, 8:13 pm

There was a good series of presidential jokes on Prairie Home Companion the other day (on KUER, 90.1 FM). Somebody did pretty good impressions of all the recent presidents telling jokes. So typing them doesn't do them justice. But try to imagine Bill Clinton's voice telling this one:
"There was a President's Day sale down at the mall - all pants half off!"
Bada bing!
The other one I remember was Obama's voice:
"Times are tough. How tough you ask? Exxon had to lay off 25 congressmen".

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Re: Bored Much Thread #3

Post by Jeff Young on Mon 06 Feb 2012, 8:49 pm

http://humorswitch.com/8740/wyoming-wind-sock/
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Re: Bored Much Thread #3

Post by Dave on Tue 07 Feb 2012, 2:05 am

Another "People are Awesome" vid. Watch for the baseball at 0:28.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKWoPlL2B8I

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Re: Bored Much Thread #3

Post by brianteats on Tue 07 Feb 2012, 4:06 pm

nm, edit if i find something... teehee
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Re: Bored Much Thread #3

Post by wasatchbill on Wed 08 Feb 2012, 12:31 am

One of the Alder Creek guys on the PDXkayaker yahoo group mentioned a heli video of Rush Sturges and Steve Fisher on the Little White Salmon. Bump this to HD and go full screen.
http://www.kayaksession.com/video596.php

kayaksession.com also has a moving tribute to Hendri Coetzee, 1975-2010.
http://www.kayaksession.com/video599.php

http://www.kayaksession.com/kayak-video.php

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Re: Bored Much Thread #3

Post by Pedro on Wed 08 Feb 2012, 11:46 am

Okay here is another one that I like. Some of the rivers in the video are from the area where I grew up. Plus it has some killer Stikine footage and some wild hole rides!! (Watch it in HD)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuOs_sMDckY


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Re: Bored Much Thread #3

Post by wasatchbill on Wed 08 Feb 2012, 4:32 pm

Pedro wrote: Plus it has some killer Stikine footage and some wild hole rides!! (Watch it in HD)
No DOUBT! Scary Stikine beatdown footage. (If you've seen "Stikine fail" on youtube, you can well imagine that a swim (assuming you survive the swim) can mean days of survival nights in the bush).

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Re: Bored Much Thread #3

Post by wasatchbill on Tue 21 Feb 2012, 12:19 am

I watched all the Whitewater Grand Prix individual episodes, but somehow missed this hour long full show. If you missed it too, it has some footage that was not in the individual segments; a must watch:
http://tribealliance.com/library/509-full-whitewater-grand-prix-tv-show-http-vimeo-com-33544238

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Re: Bored Much Thread #3

Post by Pedro on Sun 26 Feb 2012, 12:40 am

The Whitewater Grand Prix was cool!

So I was bored again...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsI6JTaS3nI&list=UUqUmTKJXZtRCiuZRKvi-lJg&index=6&feature=plcp

I'm told its a fun run and usually runs in September/October (Too high otherwise). Not a bad way to finish the year off.

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Re: Bored Much Thread #3

Post by brandon on Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:12 am

This looks amazing! we should try for it this year
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Re: Bored Much Thread #3

Post by wasatchbill on Fri 02 Mar 2012, 11:16 pm

Just saw these Wet State vids on the Buzz; quality tripod HD footage, good tunes, only 385 views on this one?? Take a look!
New River Gorge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7fz_aiUr9w&feature=relmfu
South Branch Feather:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzl2878ovOk&feature=relmfu

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Re: Bored Much Thread #3

Post by wasatchbill on Fri 15 Jun 2012, 5:06 pm

saw a cool HD video
Fibark 2011: Boater X Race at The Numbers #4, High Water.
http://vimeo.com/25311854

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Re: Bored Much Thread #3

Post by Pedro on Sun 17 Jun 2012, 1:04 pm

Cool Video Bill.
That would be an interesting race!

Another Bomb Flow video was just posted. Always a good use of time if one is bored.

http://vimeo.com/44142730

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